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4 months ago

whoredinarygirl:

the best things in life have the most calories

(Source: whoredinarygirl, via nice-wig-janis)

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4 months ago

conshence:

imagine if every note you got on a post was $1

(Source: conshence, via sunshinelollypops-and-rainbows)

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5 months ago

  • Wear shirt two times: Dirty
  • Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean.
828355 notes Reblog

5 months ago

armadillo:

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 

(Source: armadillo, via sextonishing)

814253 notes Reblog

5 months ago

  • person: you're blocking the view
  • me: i am the view
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5 months ago

  • monday: no
  • tuesday: no
  • wednesday: no
  • thursday: no
  • friday: no
  • saturday: hmmm
  • sunday: no
250424 notes Reblog

5 months ago

They’re called eyebrows cause my eyes be browsing yo fine ass 

(Source: g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s, via fr3aking-me-out)

254331 notes Reblog

5 months ago

broccloi:

are you staring at me because you’re checking me out or are you staring at me because i’m ugly

(via veryhighsexdrive)

239660 notes Reblog

5 months ago

frostied:

i wanna take a hot selfie but i look ugly 

(via gold-ticket)

69994 notes Reblog

5 months ago